As The Master of the Worshipful Company of Makers of Playing Cards
I shall be arrested and forced to appear at the Old Bailey in the City of London on 6th September 2021 on charges yet to be proven.
From there I shall be transported by The City of London Police to be incarcerated in The Tower of London with other "felons" of a similar character pending a sizable ‘bail’ donation.
This is part of the British Red Cross annual "Jailed & Bailed" event hosted by The Right Honourable the Lord Mayor.
Please help to "spring" me from The Tower by contributing to my "bail". Failure to secure a timely release will inevitably lead to extended torture sessions with Pol Roger champagne.
All bail is raised in aid of the British Red Cross and I would be very grateful if you would give generously to this wonderful cause. Please opt-in for Gift Aid if you're a UK taxpayer, so your donation is worth even more.
To make a donation pleaseCLICK HERE Thank you so much for your support.
THE MASTER IS TO BE ARRESTED AND JAILED IN THE TOWER OF LONDON!